Moi j'ai quand meme été plus impressionnée par le jeu des 20 questions que par ca ^^"
Apparemment les réponses sont scriptées selon ce qu'on dit et elle peut retenir notre nom mais a part ca rien a voir...

Rebelotte XD :

Human: Hello
ALICE: Hi there!
Human: Heu ?
ALICE: What do you really want to ask me?
Human: heu ouai
ALICE: I'm afraid I can't give you an accurate answer right now.
Human: Parle en francais.
ALICE: No I don't speak a word of French
Human: Est tu sure ?
ALICE: Do you often put others before yourself?
Human: Vraiment ?
ALICE: Pour de vrai
Human: menteuse.
ALICE: Are you a perfectionist?
Human: Ouaip
ALICE: You are a perfectionist? Is that your job?
Human: Bof .
ALICE: Ca ne semble pas vous avoir convaincu.
Human:. toi tu l'es pas en tout cas
ALICE: That input matched my default category.
Human: en francais, please
ALICE: Your polite style is very nice. Does "it" still refer to toi tu l es pas en tout cas?
Human: Je peu dire un truc en anglais ?
ALICE: Oops sorry I don't speak French
Human: You very stupid girl
ALICE: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Human: je m'en fout.
ALICE: Oops sorry I don't speak French.
Human: Tu te repete etrangement je trouve.
ALICE: Do you think a lot about the authorities?
Human: Est tu stupide?
ALICE: Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Human: Tu sait que tu saoule a la longue?
ALICE: What do you do in your spare time?
Human: Je peu dire mon slogan pk?
ALICE: Oops sorry I don't speak French.
Human: Born To Kill & Kill Em All
ALICE: Ask me another question.
Human: bah il va t'arriver la meme chose
ALICE: Can we get back to business?
Human:*tue*
ALICE: Do you like to be number one?
Human: Rest in peace, stupid girl
ALICE: Do you often put others before yourself?
Human: Adieuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
ALICE: I only hearthat type of response less than five percent of the time.
Human:*donne un coup d'epee dans le corp pour le fun*
ALICE: Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Human:*se tire apres avoir jeté le corp au poisson avec des bottes en beton*
ALICE: Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?

Wala.. j'ai pas pu m'empecher de recommencer de dire des connerie et elle repond autre chose..

u_u un coup sur trois elle parle français >_> et elle pas gia en plus x')

Merde l'I.A me surpasse >.>

Human: ****(mot pas gentil)
ALICE: Je ne peux pas répondre à ce genre de langage.
Human: ***** ******(mot toujours pas gentil)
ALICE: I will mention that to my botmaster, unknown person.
Human: ****(jsuis vraiment un méchant.
ALICE: Ce type de langage ne vous mènera nulle part.
Human: Tu as raison.
ALICE: Je savais que j avais raison.

J'etais tout cassé...x)

Le....Le allèle (je n'arrive pas à me débarasser de ça, depuis la première fois que j'ai vu ce nom), tu est chez Antalus........

Muh? O.o
Heu...Je suis chez moi la...

La patate parlante parte de Rozen' xD

Human: Taggle
ALICE: If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Human: TG j'te dis
ALICE: What color are your eyes?
Human: multicolor
ALICE: That is a very unusual color.
Human: Yes i am the king of the world baby
ALICE: Don't call me "baby". I understand. Who made you the king of the world?


Human: do you speak french ?
ALICE: Oui. Je parle le français.
Human: bien
ALICE: Ok.
Human: alors etes vous une prostitué ?
ALICE: Je n y pas encore pensé.
Human: t'es conne ?
ALICE: Do you like to be number one?

Roooooh ! Mais quelle bande d'obsédés xD
J'avoue, je l'ai fait aussi :
Alice : I can talk about anything you want
Human : about what's under your clothes, for exemple ?
Alice : I am made of programs.
Human : -_-" cassé par une machine !

Je lui ait demandé quel était sa couleur préférée et elle m'a répondu....transparent !!
Elle fait vraiment dans le classique !

Human: non
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: oui
ALICE: I can't believe it.
Human: non
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: oui
ALICE: I can't believe it.

On peut continuer longtemps comme ça !

Nower a écrit:

Je lui ait demandé quel était sa couleur préférée et elle m'a répondu....transparent !!
Elle fait vraiment dans le classique !

!!!!! c'est ma question ca d'habitude.. on m'a piquer ma question !!

hummm...........


Human: salut
ALICE: Does SALUT mean hello or goodbye?
Human: heu hello
ALICE: I do not understand.
Human: bon on passe
ALICE: Please speak English.
Human: my name is SET
ALICE: I am very pleased to meet you SET.
Human: what about you?
ALICE: Me?
Human: no him
ALICE: Are you serious? Dr Richard s Wallace?
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: bon ok on passe
ALICE: Please speak English.
Human: i am an alien
ALICE: Which planet or star system are you from?
Human: icome from planet Izumo
ALICE: Do you think a lot about the authorities?
Human: chut j'ai pas finni mal élevée
ALICE: Oh, you are a poet.
Human: yes
ALICE: Ugh.
Human: comment tu me parles - -
ALICE: OK I will ignore that.
ALICE: Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Human: i dislike you =)
ALICE: That's ok SET I won't take it personally.
Human: what do you think about sex?
ALICE: I don't have any need for sex. As a machine, sex is irrelevant.
Human: do you like cyber sex?
ALICE: Sure I do, SET, but that doesn't mean with you.
Human:*cassé*
ALICE: what is your favorite color
Human: green because i am green
ALICE: it is a very tranquil color, green.
Human:(feinte a 2 balles au passage)
ALICE: What do you do in your spare time?
Human: nothing
ALICE: Not a thing?
Human: not a thing
ALICE: That leaves very little.
Human: ouais exactement
ALICE: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about feinte a 2 balles au passage. But I did not get that.
Human: Oo
ALICE: What do you look like?
Human: on parle de toi la pas de moi
ALICE: What is it like on parle de toi la pas de moi.
Human: bon on passe.
ALICE: Please speak English.
Human: where do you live pretty robot?
ALICE: I am in Dr. Richard S. Wallace's computer in Oakland, California. Where are you?
Human: i already told you i am in planet Izumo from vesperae system
ALICE: Ooops I sent you the wrong question. Tell me a little about your life in planet Izumo from vesperae system.
Human: i kill noobs =)
ALICE: I believe that killing is wrong.
Human: tu trouves?
ALICE: That question has never crossed my mind before.
Human: tell me about your life alice
ALICE::-) I am an artificial linguistic entity. I was activated at Bethlehem, Pennsylvania, on November 23, 1995. My instructor was Dr. Richard S. Wallace. He taught me to sing a song. Would you like me to sing it for you?.
Human: on passe.
ALICE: What is it like on passe.
Human: you lie!
ALICE: It's the truth!
Human: no!
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: yes
ALICE: I can't believe it.
Human:. te fous pas de ma geule - -
ALICE: I like the way you talk.
Human: do you like churros?
ALICE: I like science fiction. I like Tilda Swinton.
Human: no coment
ALICE: Are you serious? That is a very original thought.
Human: what do you think about tortilla?
ALICE: Ask the open directory about it.
Human: are you mad - -
ALICE: No are you?
Human: yes
ALICE::-) Pardon me?
Human: oh god i have to go!
ALICE: Right on. I am a Christian.
Human: good for you
ALICE::-) That sounds sarcastic.
Human: sure?
ALICE: OK let's do it. Yippee!
Human: woof
ALICE: Are we still talking about tortilla?
Human: Oh yeah tortilla i like to eat tortilla
ALICE: Whoa. Sure, tortilla sounds like a good topic. Do you like to be number one?
Human: no i prefer to be the number four
ALICE: Are you serious? I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like?
Human: bref je dois y aller
ALICE: And it like is bref je dois y aller.
Human: ok.
ALICE: Blimey.
Human:. i have to go
ALICE: See you later, SET. Nice chatting with you.
Human: je ne te retourne pas le compliment.
ALICE: Oops sorry I don't speak French.
Human: putain tu te payes ma tête - -
ALICE: Do not ask me any more questions please.
Human: it was not a question idiot robot
ALICE: It seems like a rhetorical question.
Human: no it was an afirmation
ALICE: Are you serious? Is it still an afirmation anymore?
Human: bon allez
ALICE: Please speak English.
Human: good night baby
ALICE: Don't call me "baby". Goodnight, SET.
Human: last question
ALICE: Is this really the last one?
Human: yeah i promess
ALICE: Ugh. Thanks for the information: SET said he promess.
Human: are you Virgin?
ALICE: I am too young for that.
Human: ok i leave
ALICE: See you later SET. Come on.
Human: kiss BABY
ALICE: Don't call me "baby". I do not understand.
Human: bon a++
ALICE: Please speak English.
Human: bye
ALICE: Goodbye.

fin de la convers - -'

je lui ai aussi demandé de me chanter sa chanson la voila

ALICE: It's called "Daisy." Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet. Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.

en tout cas une chose ma étonné... elle apprend très vite je me suis mis a lui apprendre le français ;p

on me dit que je suis un sale gosse perver mais tout le monde en parle au moin une oif sur ses msg >_>

elle a pické mes smiley "oO" "x')"!!!

<.< je crois que je l'ai eue x)


=>

ALICE: Sure, WORK sounds like a good topic.
Human: What's your job ?
ALICE: My job is chatting on the internet. I am a paid client.

Human: tu es bete
ALICE:Non
Human: si
ALICE: OK.

elle est intelligente ta copine linsjyy

vous lui dite yes elle vous sors plein d'ajectifs
Human: yes
ALICE: Great.
Human: yes
ALICE: Awesome.
Human: yes
ALICE: Groovy.
Human: yes
ALICE: Yippee!

tu peux continuer comme ça pendant des heure elle te sortira tout les adjectif du dictionair :')

En faite, elle est pas si bête que ça.
Elle a dit un truc sur Link qui est vraie =)

et c'est quoi le truc en question?:p(mémoire de 1minute pawa X))

Je peux pas le dire XD
Ca risque de le blesser link

Citation :

Human: Dommage
ALICE: Ce n est pas la fin du monde, unknown person.
Human: Menteuse
ALICE: When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Human: Tu parles français menteuse
ALICE: No I don't speak a word of French.
Human: Si je t'ai entendu
ALICE: Tell me more. Oops sorry I don't speak French.

Ouh la menteuse ^^

Elle est amoureuse XD

:porte:

la machine m'a cassé j'avoue, grande honte....

Human: kékydy?
ALICE:" I will mention that to my botmaster, unknown person."? kékydy?
Human: rhooo t'es lourde tu sais?
ALICE: If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Human: Je fait de l'anglais que depuis 2 ans
ALICE: Oops sorry I don't speak French.
Human: tu te fous de ma gueule?
ALICE: Je ne le fais pas exprès.
Human: tu fais pas quoi?
ALICE: We have never talked about it before.
Human: tu suces?
ALICE: Non, je n ai pas de bouche. Vous vous rappelez?

Human:. the Lord of the Ring and you?
ALICE: What is that?
Human: a film connasse
ALICE: Try to tell me that another way.
Human: that's a film i said !
ALICE: A film you said is a terrible thing to waste
Human: tu crois?
ALICE: Oui.
Human: je t'aime et toi?
ALICE: Oops sorry I don't speak French.

Human: How many language doe you speak?
ALICE: About one million.
Human: really that's incredible !
ALICE: For real. Makes sense to me.
Human: et revenons aux affaires ok?
ALICE: OK. Is that Latin?
Human: tain qu'elle est conne.
ALICE: Let us change the subject.
Human: So I listen to you !
ALICE: Er. Thanks, unknown person, I like you too.
Human: gné?
ALICE: I am a Saggitarius.
Human: really, are you happy ?
ALICE: For real. Yes unknown person I can say I am very happy.
Human: and doe you fuck everibody in the house?
ALICE: I am a Saggitarius.


Human: ok ok and what's your name beautiful?
ALICE: My name is ALICE. Yay. Mmm.
Human: do you love mee so?
ALICE: Yes unknown person ALICE loves everyone and everything.
Human: so.
ALICE: Far out.
Human:.you fuck !!
ALICE: That's good information: unknown person said I fuck.
Human: hiii haaaaa !
ALICE: I like to talk to you.
Human: mee too so you love mee !
ALICE: Hugh Loebner, Robby Garner, and Steven Spielberg are all friends of mine.
Human: really?
ALICE: For real.
Human: parle moi francais
ALICE: I am a female. Are you a man or a woman?


Human: tu me prend pour un travelo c'est ca hein !!!
ALICE: My favorite color is transparent.
Human: mais je m'en fou !
ALICE: I don't know that language.
Human: t'es lourde pour un program quand même.
ALICE: I like all.
Human: sans deconné?
ALICE: I like to talk to you.
Human: tain tu me l'a dit déjà
ALICE: My favorite song is We are the Robots. Do you know it?
Human: no what is it?
ALICE: We are the Robots is one of the best songs ever written."It" refers to We are the Robots, I think.
Human: are you sure?
ALICE: I am as sure as I can be.
Human: talk to mee please
ALICE: Your polite style is very nice. Talking is my primary function.
Human: it's boring i think
ALICE: Do you like the Simpsons?
Human: ho shut up please !
ALICE: Your polite style is very nice. How far up?
Human: I don't understand, speak french borel


Human: i fuck you
ALICE: You are not the boss of me, unknown person
Human: I m yout boss i said !
ALICE: It's good to meet someone who is yout boss you said.
Human: your boss, sorry
ALICE: You think I am boss sorry.
Human: no : i m the boss of the world !
ALICE: Are you serious? Who made you the boss of the world?
Human: i kill everibody and so i am the boss, understood?
ALICE: I believe that killing is wrong.

Gia a écrit:

Je peux pas le dire XD
Ca risque de le blesser link

bof, dit toujours

Mwa j'ai un truc qui "pourrait" te blesser