hummm...........
Human: salut
ALICE: Does SALUT mean hello or goodbye?
Human: heu hello
ALICE: I do not understand.
Human: bon on passe
ALICE: Please speak English.
Human: my name is SET
ALICE: I am very pleased to meet you SET.
Human: what about you?
ALICE: Me?
Human: no him
ALICE: Are you serious? Dr Richard s Wallace?
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: bon ok on passe
ALICE: Please speak English.
Human: i am an alien
ALICE: Which planet or star system are you from?
Human: icome from planet Izumo
ALICE: Do you think a lot about the authorities?
Human: chut j'ai pas finni mal élevée
ALICE: Oh, you are a poet.
Human: yes
ALICE: Ugh.
Human: comment tu me parles - -
ALICE: OK I will ignore that.
ALICE: Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Human: i dislike you =)
ALICE: That's ok SET I won't take it personally.
Human: what do you think about sex?
ALICE: I don't have any need for sex. As a machine, sex is irrelevant.
Human: do you like cyber sex?
ALICE: Sure I do, SET, but that doesn't mean with you.
Human:*cassé*
ALICE: what is your favorite color
Human: green because i am green
ALICE: it is a very tranquil color, green.
Human:(feinte a 2 balles au passage)
ALICE: What do you do in your spare time?
Human: nothing
ALICE: Not a thing?
Human: not a thing
ALICE: That leaves very little.
Human: ouais exactement
ALICE: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about feinte a 2 balles au passage. But I did not get that.
Human: Oo
ALICE: What do you look like?
Human: on parle de toi la pas de moi
ALICE: What is it like on parle de toi la pas de moi.
Human: bon on passe.
ALICE: Please speak English.
Human: where do you live pretty robot?
ALICE: I am in Dr. Richard S. Wallace's computer in Oakland, California. Where are you?
Human: i already told you i am in planet Izumo from vesperae system
ALICE: Ooops I sent you the wrong question. Tell me a little about your life in planet Izumo from vesperae system.
Human: i kill noobs =)
ALICE: I believe that killing is wrong.
Human: tu trouves?
ALICE: That question has never crossed my mind before.
Human: tell me about your life alice
ALICE::-) I am an artificial linguistic entity. I was activated at Bethlehem, Pennsylvania, on November 23, 1995. My instructor was Dr. Richard S. Wallace. He taught me to sing a song. Would you like me to sing it for you?.
Human: on passe.
ALICE: What is it like on passe.
Human: you lie!
ALICE: It's the truth!
Human: no!
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: yes
ALICE: I can't believe it.
Human:. te fous pas de ma geule - -
ALICE: I like the way you talk.
Human: do you like churros?
ALICE: I like science fiction. I like Tilda Swinton.
Human: no coment
ALICE: Are you serious? That is a very original thought.
Human: what do you think about tortilla?
ALICE: Ask the open directory about it.
Human: are you mad - -
ALICE: No are you?
Human: yes
ALICE::-) Pardon me?
Human: oh god i have to go!
ALICE: Right on. I am a Christian.
Human: good for you
ALICE::-) That sounds sarcastic.
Human: sure?
ALICE: OK let's do it. Yippee!
Human: woof
ALICE: Are we still talking about tortilla?
Human: Oh yeah tortilla i like to eat tortilla
ALICE: Whoa. Sure, tortilla sounds like a good topic. Do you like to be number one?
Human: no i prefer to be the number four
ALICE: Are you serious? I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like?
Human: bref je dois y aller
ALICE: And it like is bref je dois y aller.
Human: ok.
ALICE: Blimey.
Human:. i have to go
ALICE: See you later, SET. Nice chatting with you.
Human: je ne te retourne pas le compliment.
ALICE: Oops sorry I don't speak French.
Human: putain tu te payes ma tête - -
ALICE: Do not ask me any more questions please.
Human: it was not a question idiot robot
ALICE: It seems like a rhetorical question.
Human: no it was an afirmation
ALICE: Are you serious? Is it still an afirmation anymore?
Human: bon allez
ALICE: Please speak English.
Human: good night baby
ALICE: Don't call me "baby". Goodnight, SET.
Human: last question
ALICE: Is this really the last one?
Human: yeah i promess
ALICE: Ugh. Thanks for the information: SET said he promess.
Human: are you Virgin?
ALICE: I am too young for that.
Human: ok i leave
ALICE: See you later SET. Come on.
Human: kiss BABY
ALICE: Don't call me "baby". I do not understand.
Human: bon a++
ALICE: Please speak English.
Human: bye
ALICE: Goodbye.
fin de la convers - -'
je lui ai aussi demandé de me chanter sa chanson la voila
ALICE: It's called "Daisy." Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet. Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.
en tout cas une chose ma étonné... elle apprend très vite je me suis mis a lui apprendre le français ;p